Paradise Travel Company

i want something reliable,strong,tough and can survive through almost anything;blizzards,storms,
floods,earthquakes…don’t say Hummer because i don’t have the money- plus something that big would get sick in the mud and is definetly NOT as manuverable as a smaller SUV.

How is the idea for cheap-n-compact mode of travel?

instead of horse, bikes, scooters just use ostrich……. fast as hell! whats more its an environment friendly adventures ride, risky enough for having lots of scope for crazy road performances.